The New, the Bold, Woman Loving Whores Assossiation.

[Tobias]

WE (and by we I mean I at the time of this post) dont have an official webpage like the MWLA but
1) We dont have sex with men
2) Lesbians can join.

We are the Woman loving Whores Assossiation! All you need to do to join is put it in your sig that you are a memeber, just rip off one of the MWLA's little sig thingy, change the color to purple and the M to a W and poof there it is. Love women! Spread hertosexualty and lesbianism! Anyone Can join!



Have sex with girls! Its what God wants you to do! (By God I mean the Vanu)

Here at the WLWA we love kittens, and we have fake photos of the MWLA doing evil things to kittens, so you should join us.

After an all night WLWA party your butt does not hurt, can the MWLA say as much?

We dont like AIDS here.

Memebers of the WLWA dont have to be really fat to have tittys.

If I dont like you though I can kick you out. If kicked out I will not admit that it was because I did not like you, I will lie and say its because you were descovered to be a Man and to be queer.

[Arshune]

Actually, this made me think of a neat little rhetorical question, if gay people have gay pride parades, why can't straight people have straight pride parades?

[Tobias]

Because, we dont need to.

[Lexington_Steele]

When your demographic falls into %90 of the worlds population, you don't need a support group (atleast I hope you don't need a support group for your heterosexuality).

[Arshune]

I think we do. We could all march around Times Square in business suits and sweatpants, holding up big signs that said "We're late, we're straight, get used to it."

[Lexington_Steele]

I think a straight pride parade would be more appropriate in a city like San Francisco.

[Arshune]

You can't march in SF though, too hilly. NYC is mostly flat...at least in the parts I saw.

[Lexington_Steele]

Gays march in San Fran, so are you saying that Gays are less lazy than straights?

[Arshune]

They just might be, I honestly don't know. Or maybe they're so infinitely lazy that they won't bus themselves to a flatter city so they just put up with it?

[Tobias]

You two highjacked my thread. Bastards.

[ABRAXAAS]

I would join but Im not going vanu, I dont suppose you have a NC chapter ?

[Tobias]

Only rule on who cant join is no Gay Men.



If I dont like you I might lie and kick you out, but other then that, I dont care who joins, I dont even Care if someone else wants to lead and do a web page and all that, I just want a WLWA around. We need it.

[Arshune]

<Obi-Wan>::waggles fingers:: You don't want to join NC...::waggles again:: You will be a Vanu...</Obi-Wan>

Seriously, NC is fer annerky rulez types.

Submit to the pseudoborg! Vanu...

[Squeeky]

MLWA hereby wages war against WLWA

[Spider]