TETT: Too Early To Tell

[rhombus]

I think the title pretty much sums up all answers to just about every gameplay question on this forum. Even when all of us who speculate on what few videos we've seen from weeks ago get into the beta, there'll be so much that's unfinished that it'll still be Too Early To Tell.

But I suppose forum whores have to get their fix.

[Crator]

Cool story!

[demise14]

Bro.

[dafuq]

Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out maxing relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "We're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "You're moving with your auntee and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
she gave me a kissing and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
first class yo this is bad
drinking orange-juice out of a champagne glass
is this what the people of Bel Air living like
hmm this might be alright

But wait I hear they're prissy boozy and all that
is this the type of place
that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well uh the plane landed and when I came out


there was a dude looked like a cop
standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here
I spring with the quickness
like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the licenseplate said "Fresh"
and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

[DeMisE]

Who farted?

[IgloGlass]

Oh my god this thread is so broken and needs to be balanced during beta!

[QuantumMechanic]

Many of us have no better way to pass the time untill beta other than by wildly speculating on shit we know little about.

[Cipher]

we'll see

[TheDAWinz]

*types in /tell cipher hi, doesn't work* You right it is too early to /tell.