I can haz release date wtf?!

[Ipimpnoobs]

Ok.. so we are in closed beta. All the vets are in! Twitter and friends (nvidia) by next week. Then there is a germany trip.... Then higby gets his hair cut again... We enjoy cake, cookies and pie.. The mayans and jesus come back on nibiru Dec 21st. Hitler attacks the world from his secret base on the darkside of the moon. Jesse ventura and hilary clinton stop him. Hilary wins presidency in a landside vote but loses to jesse ventura by the faulty electoral vote system. The pill for men finally comes out. Aliens living in the ocean rise up, protest at SOE in San Diego saying, "SMEDLEY RELEASE THE GAME AND YOU CAN HAVE UR COWS BACK!!!"

I can haz release date porfavor?

[IHateMMOs]

That's some nice cocain you've been snorting.

[Toppopia]

The sentence up to the smiley made sense, then it turned into funny/imaginative dribble that was incomprehensible.

[Timujingeo]

You need to change your dealer....

[thegreekboy]

Talk about a bad trip....

[andehh]

That. Was. Awesome.

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[TotoDestroy]

HIGBY!! SMEDLEY!! See how CCRRAAZZYY you've made PSU since taking away most of the vets?

[Hamma]

What?

[TheRagingGerbil]

Whoa...

[Ipimpnoobs]

I'm just sayn... They are lagging big time and for the love of god, to please give us a ball park month. 8 years of waiting can you imagine the anticipation... I'd go as far as to say, I would gladly pay to be in open beta as long I was able to keep my leveling xp afterward.

Oh and..lol ...the conspiracy rant... I love reading that stuff! People are funny especially when I smoke my wacky tobaccy. It's legal in my state with a dr.'s prescription!...DONT HATE! lol Kush & VS FTW!

[Baneblade]

That's some pi...neapple express.