An infiltrator's Guide to win every battle!

[Ipimpnoobs]

Welcome recruit to your new role as an infiltrator. Many have come before you and will serve after you. You are but a cog in the clockwork of asymmetrical warfare. Your reasons for becoming a spy may be loyalty, notoriety or just plain chaos, all of which are perfectly acceptable as you are now the most lethal and arguably most important soldier in Planetside 2. You will learn to perfect the art of gathering intel and utilizing many forms of ruse to conquer your enemies for your cause! You will single underhandedly destroy a guild from the inside out. If you do your job correctly, your enemy will never even know you were there or what you have done as the noose quickly asphyxiates their power. If you failed, there will not be a community in the whole of any nation that will allow you safe passage. Follow the simple laws below to the letter and you will win every battle in every war! Failure to follow this counsel and face an adversary that has, they, will enjoy the fruits of your labor while being praised as if they created it themselves. Luck is for those that fail to plan. Adhere wisely to the 3 laws that follow and you will not only win in war but any pursuit you choose in life!

3 Laws

1. Never trust anyone accept the general of your armed forces with the means of gathering intel and the intel itself. A general that wants to win at all costs and save the lives of his military will not question morality, for it has a purpose only in times of peace. Though, peace does not exist, for nature is always at war!

2. You must read and be proficient in understanding, “The art of War,” by Sun Tzu

3. You must read and be proficient in understanding, “The 48 laws of power,” by Robert Greene

*Proficiency: the quality of having great facility and competence.

May the gods of war send the winds at your back and the sun in your foe’s eyes!

Be ye vigilante!

Carry on men!

[EVILPIG]

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[SirWhiteshadow]

Want to know how to win more as an Infiltrator??

Switch classes.

[avpmaster]

wat.





I mean 5/5 star thread good job OP

[Nordan]

Is this the RP forum now?

[icepick]

Art of War is awesome.

Also: Kill doods. That's how you win at any class right?

[CidHighwind]

Originally Posted by icepick

Art of War is awesome.

Also: Kill doods. That's how you win at any class right?

Correction: "Kill ALL dudes not in Blue and Gold."

[Hosp]

Murphy's Law(s) > OP Guide

[FortySe7en]

Originally Posted by SirWhiteshadow

Want to know how to win more as an Infiltrator??

Switch classes.

HAHA! This made me laugh so hard. So true.

[Ipimpnoobs]

Originally Posted by Hosp

Murphy's Law(s) > OP Guide

think macro and you'll get it. Google the two books, read and you will thank me.

I lol'd as well, but not because of the witty comments. If I changed the topic to how excel at your job, school or relationships, the two suggested readings would work equally as well. Don't let reading be a barrier to your success. I'm already rich, when will you be?

[Goblin]

Ah theres always some guy who discovered "the art of war" 12 minutes ago, thinks reading the title gave him superhuman brain powerzz and wants to teach the ignorant world of its awesomeness.

Hey, Ipimpnoobs, heres another one for you:

You must read and be proficient in understanding, "correct usage of the word proficient"- by random stranger.

Enjoy.

[Evildude]

How is this a guide for infiltrators in any way, shape or form?

The texts you reference would be better for someone in a leadership position to read and understand but even then if you are some kid sitting in your room on the computer those books aren't going to mold you into the best digital commander to ever grace the internet.

This sounds like something a 12 year barely cobbled together to sound "epic" but the complete lack of a grasp on the English language completely butchers any message that slab of text would have.

Here's the deal: Chances are that the community for planetside 2 is not going to be significantly different than any other large scale community in any other internet forum and game - i.e. completely egotistical, self-centered, and full of people that lack basic social skills when dealing with others.

Large scale strategy is unlikely to take place on any regular basis in any meaningful way. Its going to be an organic zerg that will have brief glimpses at intelligence but the player base as a whole will completely lack the discipline to do anything productive and cooperative over the long term, especially if it involves actually taking directions from others.

[Eyeklops]

Truly great material...for the lounge

[IHateMMOs]

Or just snipe and go invisible? It's not that heroic of a class.

[SUBARU]

Originally Posted by Ipimpnoobs

Welcome recruit to your new role as an infiltrator. Many have come before you and will serve after you. You are but a cog in the clockwork of asymmetrical warfare. Your reasons for becoming a spy may be loyalty, notoriety or just plain chaos, all of which are perfectly acceptable as you are now the most lethal and arguably most important soldier in Planetside 2. You will learn to perfect the art of gathering intel and utilizing many forms of ruse to conquer your enemies for your cause! You will single underhandedly destroy a guild from the inside out. If you do your job correctly, your enemy will never even know you were there or what you have done as the noose quickly asphyxiates their power. If you failed, there will not be a community in the whole of any nation that will allow you safe passage. Follow the simple laws below to the letter and you will win every battle in every war! Failure to follow this counsel and face an adversary that has, they, will enjoy the fruits of your labor while being praised as if they created it themselves. Luck is for those that fail to plan. Adhere wisely to the 3 laws that follow and you will not only win in war but any pursuit you choose in life!

3 Laws

1. Never trust anyone accept the general of your armed forces with the means of gathering intel and the intel itself. A general that wants to win at all costs and save the lives of his military will not question morality, for it has a purpose only in times of peace. Though, peace does not exist, for nature is always at war!

2. You must read and be proficient in understanding, “The art of War,” by Sun Tzu

3. You must read and be proficient in understanding, “The 48 laws of power,” by Robert Greene

*Proficiency: the quality of having great facility and competence.

May the gods of war send the winds at your back and the sun in your foe’s eyes!

Be ye vigilante!

Carry on men!

Now where is that ignore button ? O found it