Proof: The world has gone Mad!!

[Unregistered]

Saw this today and I don't know weather to laugh or be very afraid he might show up in my kitchen and kick my ass!!!

Minneapolis, MN - General Mills Corp unveiled a new marketing strategy for their Pillsbury line of baking goods today. In a surprise move they have given the loveable "Pillsbury Doughboy" a more contemporary image. The Doughboy, an American Icon since 1965 has helped General Mills, and Pillsbury sell everything from coffee cake to cookies.

When asked about the changes to the companies famous spokesman Robert Johnson, Director of Marketing, had this to say "With today's current health conscious public, and repeated reports that 'America is Overweight' we didn't want our spokesman to appear unhealthy. Besides, sex sells, even when it's baking goods." Making light of recent legal troubles faced by the McDonalds Corp, he added "Look at what McDonalds has gone through. It might be time they put Grimace on a diet".

General Mills is also the parent company of Burger King.

Here is the Doughboy in 1965



Todays Doughboy

[�io]

Oh yeah with a pic from theonion.com you just KNOW this story is true.

[Unregistered]

Shhhh.....

They didn't have the story, they just had the pic

[Hamma]

[Unregistered]

Whats the matter Hamma? You don't like the new Doughboy?

[Hamma]

I think he could kick my ass

[�io]

Hey i think anyone of us could, what's your point?

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Hamma
I think he could kick my ass

You could take him.. maybe.

Besides it is better to fight him than deal with the spiders I saw crawling in your shoes.

[Hamma]

[�io]

[Unregistered]

Well it's a good thing my kitchen burned down. It's the only way to be sure the little freak won't be dropping by!!

[Noxx]

[Zarparchior]

[Doobz]

it's a very sobering thought that a small puffy, imaginary little smurf with abs can kick ur ass and then come back for more

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Hamma