Post them Status Reports

jassinlive · 2012-12-30, 08:17 PM

Post your Status Reports! Remember to label what class you played and if you spent the majority of your game time in or out of a vehicle.

I'll start:

Class: Light Assault
Vehicle: 0%

bpostal · 2012-12-30, 08:39 PM

What?

jassinlive · 2012-12-30, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by bpostal

What?

Post a screenshot of your best status report. How hard?

StumpyTheOzzie · 2012-12-30, 08:49 PM

Just let it die quietly.

EvilGreenDevil · 2012-12-30, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by StumpyTheOzzie

Just let it die quietly.

this

jassinlive · 2012-12-30, 09:50 PM

LOLZ OKAY

Beerbeer · 2012-12-30, 09:58 PM

Your most played class, according to your stats, is vehicle whore, how would we know you didn't spawn camp all of that?

maradine · 2012-12-30, 10:34 PM

I once had a spiral ham slicer. I haven't seen it in years - I wonder what happened to it.

RSphil · 2012-12-30, 10:41 PM

thought you meant faction stat report. if that was the case NC, miller, Dieing out lol. the real thing you mean i wont bother. more interested in continent control and the bigger picture. plus i am sniping alot these days and well, 40+ kills with 1 death looks like i cheat when all im doing is sniping they you should do.

AThreatToYou · 2012-12-30, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by maradine

I once had a spiral ham slicer. I haven't seen it in years - I wonder what happened to it.

Dude, this one time, I had a whole jar of garlic powder. It was so useful for making garlic bread because all you'd have to do was butter the bread, throw on the powder, and then toast it.

See, normally you get the little bottles from Wal-Mart or what-have-you, but most of those are just garlic-based spices, not really garlic.

One time, just for a crazy experiment, we used our spiral ham slicer to slice up some ham and put that over the garlic bread before we put it to bake. That was the best fucking thing I have ever tasted.

Ever since then, I have not seen the spiral ham slicer, and thus the garlic had gone to waste. Damnit.

belch · 2012-12-31, 12:36 AM

You can always buy your ham pre-spiral cut.

RSphil · 2012-12-31, 02:55 AM

just happened to have this one on my phone. took it to show a mate. was sniping the whole time covering an attack on a bio dome. I saved many lives and we took the base after 2 hours of fighting.

jassinlive · 2013-01-01, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Beerbeer

Your most played class, according to your stats, is vehicle whore, how would we know you didn't spawn camp all of that?

Lol what?

TheBladeRoden · 2013-01-05, 06:30 AM

TR Waterson,
Status: Making spiral ham out of our enemies!