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2003-03-29, 10:51 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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I have compiled a list of crappy superheros, and reasons why.
SuperHeros Batman - No superpowers, just a guy with some gadgets who ends up punching people. Aquaman - No powers above the water? Wtf? What is he gonna stop somone who did a kidnapping in a submarine. Think of how many crimes are commited underwater. I can see it now: "Hey little girl, wanna come in my submarine, i have candy, and puppies." DareDevil - Hieghtened senses? That part is ok, but why does it awlays have to boil down to slugging it out, instead of just shooting him. SuperVillans GreenGoblin - Wtf, throwing explosive pumpkins? How bout soemone just shoots him with a sniper rifle off his flying peice of crap. Well that is m list, feel free to add to it
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2003-03-29, 11:04 PM | [Ignore Me] #3 | |||
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DD = Can't be shot, heighteined sense = he can dodge those things before their even close. (that and well shooting him would be against comic book rules ) |
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2003-03-29, 11:04 PM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
batmans the shit. the fact that he has no super powers, yet can still keep up with guys like superman makes him a badass in my book.
Mr. Fantastic blows in my opinion "look at me im a rubber band" wonder woman's invidible jet's just stupid toy maker has to be the dumbest bad guy |
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2003-03-29, 11:52 PM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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Worst superhero ever: Superman
OMG! It's Superman! Ha! I will kill you! Haha! I have pulled kryptonite out of my ass! All of your arch-nemesises have it! Nooo! *powers fade*
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2003-03-30, 01:07 AM | [Ignore Me] #11 | |||
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Worst super hero: Superman, He's faster than a speeding bulit, he can leap Skyscrapers with a single bound, but he can't ride a horse without getting paralyzed. Worst bad dude: General Disarray (Butters' little friend on South Park) |
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2003-03-30, 03:02 AM | [Ignore Me] #14 | ||
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I honestly don't think superdude is all that. Not saying he sucks but i never liked him much, it's like "Hey look i don't have just 1 power i'm a l33t super fucking hero ! I can do a shitload of crap, hell i'm invicible !"
Mr fantastic does indeed suck. |
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