Calling 911?

[Squeeky]

Here my question to you guys
[list=1][*]How many times have you called 911?[*]How many times has someone called 911 for you[*]Explain the circumstances[/list=1]

Here is my breakdown

I've called 911 around 20 times. 90% of those calls were either reporting traffic accidents/crazy people/fights/gunshots stuff like that. Too much to list

I've had 911 called for/on me 9 times.

1. Got stung by a bee, Im allergict to bee stings, Went into shock and passed out

2. Broke my arm
3. Compound fractures arm
4. Compound fractured arm (same bone, next year)
5. Compound fractured leg
6. Knocked out for 15 minutes, concussion. (lost conciousness after colliding with someone at a skate park)
7. Got into a fight with some asshat, Cops came and broke it up.
8. Got busted for skating at a school afterhours
9. Got hit by a car, (very very minor)

So lets here it folks

[Saint]

Ummmm 911, what is that?

I have never had it called for me, but I have called it for my friend when he broke his leg on a snowmachine.

I can't remember all the times that I have called it for my stupid friends, the reason I remember this one is because I laughed at him for 10 minutes before I actually called it. He did something really stupid.

[VashTheStamped]

i never have had to dial 911...

[OneManArmy]

in my younger days I called 911 but it wasn't for any emergency .... c'est la vi....

[SubZeroAnarchy]

lol 15 times called on me

1-10..Possesion
11 Broken Leg
12 Broken Arm
13 Fight
14 Beer
15. Party

[Sando138]

Umm.... define 'posession' for me as it is used here, so i know whether to break out the crosses and call a priest....

[SubZeroAnarchy]

Pot

[Prowler]

Someones been puffing the magic dragon

[SubZeroAnarchy]

u damn right i have rofl

[TheRegurgitator]

I did when I was little. Fire Department was the first to arrive...

[Bighoss]

this retarded guy hit me with a car when I was on a bike, he completely missed the stop sign. Well anyway I was fine but he wouldn't let me go anywhere and then some neighbors came out and were making a big deal and wouldn't let me go anywhere. The amblience came and I went to the hospital to find that nothing was wrong but I had done 600 dollars worth of damage to the car MAN IS STRONGER THAN MACHINE

[Nohimn]

I had 911 called for me once b/c of a robbery. Otherwise, I have never broken any body parts, and whenever I do, I "walk it off" for about a month or two.

[BUGGER]

6 times.

1. house next door caught on fire
2. car caught on fire
3. powerbox caught on fire
4. house nearly caught on fire (damn tree)
5. grandma caught on fire (na she was bleeding)
6. i heard guns farely close to me house....like bout 2-4....

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Squeeky

Here is my breakdown

1. Got stung by a bee, Im allergict to bee stings, Went into shock and passed out

2. Broke my arm
3. Compound fractures arm
4. Compound fractured arm (same bone, next year)
5. Compound fractured leg
6. Knocked out for 15 minutes, concussion. (lost conciousness after colliding with someone at a skate park)
7. Got into a fight with some asshat, Cops came and broke it up.
8. Got busted for skating at a school afterhours
9. Got hit by a car, (very very minor)

That explains a lot.

[Ginzue]

Only a few times, the only ones that are of any revelance are at the 4th of july (all of my friends are pyros and many are air force freaks with explosice stuff). Um a few times I was called on was for:

Methane bomb (paper bag of manuer and disel fuel)

Hindenberg bomb (hydrogen balloon strapped to a mouse)

House on fire

Neighbors house on fire

Neighbor hit with a 3 (wuss) pound rocket on the 4th

4000 square meter smoke bomb (firend sells em at www.force-ten.com)

Rabid dog

M16 and M4A1 goin off (Whoo hoo 4th of july!)

Flare morters (the REAL ones the army use )

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I seldom get in trouble for the 4th of july stuff becacsue evary other person around my neighborhood (live on a beach) does the same thing