Adventures with mailmen.

[Rainer]

My adventures with the mailman.
Ok so i was sitting there, on a saturday, wondering where the hell is the mailman.....
Time passes and he comes rolling up to my mailbox
"Do you have my Beta CD's Mr. Mailman?"
"What the hell is a Beta CD?"
"Answer the damn question you smartass"
"Sir I really have no idea what you are talking abo-"

I Grab him by the throat and Yell
"Don't fuck around with me Mr. Mailman I've been waiting for this game for over a Year, now one more time where are my damn beta Cd's?"
"Sir I dont ha-"
I press a button on my chair and the bowels of hell open up and he drops to his demise.
"Next victim.........."
One day goes by........

[Derfud]

It's becuase of people like you that triggers them to go postal.

[Rainer]

Originally posted by Derfud
It's becuase of people like you that triggers them to go postal.

lol nice pun

[Prowler]

Ill admit that was good lol

[Squeeky]

Beware of the mailmen

[JonnyK]

speaking of postal, i got postal 2 (pc game) today. it's fun as duck! you can go shock people with a tazer thingy for 30 seconds, then let go. they'll stand there for a second then fall down to the floor and start shaking, about 10 seconds later you see a puddle of piss start to flow out. lol that game is the shit. cut peoples head off with a shovel, pour gas in the middle of a street and wait for the marching band to walk on top of it and throw a match! pyromania at it's best

[Rainer]

Sounds like fun where'd ya get it? ill check it out
the PERFECT game for me

[Bighoss]

poor mailman... My mailmen doesn't know it but he should be thanking god I got into Exclusive Beta cuz I would be doing the exact same thing.