Vanu Training Manual Uncovered!!!

[Unregistered]

This is from the Official Vanu training manual. It shows how to put Alien Technology to use......

[Airlift]

[�io]

[Doobz]

[Hamma]

[Tobias]

When we find the trator who let that get out.....

[Mold]

lmao, err i mean you will be assimilated

[Lazare]

...but at last it works...

[Lexington_Steele]

I see you missed the second. third, and fourth pages of that document.

Page 2 discusses exactly how to achieve interdimentional travel with the beany.

Page 3 discusses aligning the beany so that women have an uncrontrollable urge to sleep with the wearer of the beany. (not that the vanu need it since we have a naturaly wonderful sence of style, and fashion)

Page 4 tells how to use the beany to gain entrance to the restaraunt that has the best pizza in the universe. No pizza for you!!!

[Unregistered]

New I Vanu Slogan: "I only do what the beenie tells me to"

[KoldFusion]

Does this beanie have stealth properties like the f-117 or will it make it easier to lock on the helpless vanu grunt?

[Zarparchior]

It also doubles as protection from mind reading abilities of the psychic ninja monkeys that are working for the TR and NC.

Or so the beanie tells me.

[Camping Carl]

The beanie is reflective, that way snipers get easy headshots on vanu.

[Jinxmasta]

Vanu: Unregistered:

[Qanamil_Rafiki]

That's a bad analogy.