Fight To The Death!!!!

[MilitantB0B]

For about a couple of years now, me and my friends sit around and discuss who would win a fight to the death. I am not talking about yado and nightcrawler, I am talking about 2 real life people. Here are some of the more interesting ones we have come up with so far:
Napolean vs Hitler
Nixon vs Reagan
Mongol Hordes vs the Mafia vs Vikings
America vs All
Stalin vs Roosevelt
Castro vs Saddam
Bill Gates vs Osamo(sp) (no, not Osama, Osamo, that japanese walking robot)

Just thought I would share a pastime that always entertains me and my friends with all of you.

[Dharkbayne]

Ooh! A Midget with a knife VS a badger!

[MilitantB0B]

That badger would get pwned. How about Shaq vs about 7 migets with knives. That would be a fight to be seen.

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Midgets

Tobias vs Dio

[Dharkbayne]

Would shaq be wearing boots? Cuz if he was, he would be invincible

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Dharkbayne
Would shaq be wearing boots? Cuz if he was, he would be invincible

What if the migets could stand on each others shoulders and stab him right in the sensetive area, if you know what I mean.

[Squeeky]

Me Vs. Hamma

[Doobz]

Squeeky, no contest

Hamma would take a spiked dildo, cover it in hot sauce, ram it right up there, then using his nazi powers, remove your heart in one move

[Squeeky]

That sounds kinky as hell

[Doobz]

it won't be so kinky when that spiked dildo tears your rectum into shreds

[Squeeky]

Too late, Me and hamma went at it last night

[Doobz]

damn, you better go out and buy yourself some Rectum Repair

[Squeeky]

Rectum repair? That made me LOL

[Doobz]

i hear they got this new kind with this soothing action

almost makes me want to buy some

[Squeeky]

There is this stuff called "Sweet Release", It makes the bodily fluids of your partner have a lemon taste