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Old 2004-05-13, 08:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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Originally Posted by OfaLoaf
You don't like it when people make a joke about God playing Starcraft? Most of the people in the lounge appear to be very increbibly loose in their faith anyways... there's a few ferverent ones, but most just joke about stuff. Calm down.
Translation: You don't like it when they make fun of your faith. Sucks to be you. Calm down.
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Old 2004-05-13, 08:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Translation: You don't like it when they make fun of your faith. Sucks to be you. Calm down.
nonono.... the translation meant to be: They insulted Christianity a bit. What else do you realistically expect from these guys?
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Old 2004-05-13, 08:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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Originally Posted by Ivan
I read the first two. Then stoped.
i did the EXACT. SAME. THING. without readin ivan's post.
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Old 2004-05-13, 08:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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I'm sure it's funny but I don't like to work for my giggles.
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Old 2004-05-13, 08:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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i read it, felt more like a guide to star craft then a joke. But was a fun read anyway. i liked the part when the protoss loose all there pylons and thus can't make any more men
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Old 2004-05-13, 09:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Translation: You don't like it when they make fun of your faith. Sucks to be you. Calm down.
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> I keep expecting AztecWarrior to swing through a window on a rope screaming "JESUS, JESUS, JESUS"
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Old 2004-05-13, 09:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> I keep expecting AztecWarrior to swing through a window on a rope screaming "JESUS, JESUS, JESUS"
No! We must try to make Aztec happy..... happy....... .......
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Old 2004-05-14, 12:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Hmm, ya, that was super duper monotonis (sp?)


/defends his , "A History of the Universe, Planetside Style" story. *btw, the new story will be out shortly*
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Old 2004-05-14, 09:28 AM   [Ignore Me] #24
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I starcraft, i got my rank to 120-35-3 on one account.
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