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2004-05-13, 08:05 PM | [Ignore Me] #16 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-13, 08:09 PM | [Ignore Me] #17 | |||
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2004-05-13, 08:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #19 | ||
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I'm sure it's funny but I don't like to work for my giggles.
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2004-05-13, 08:24 PM | [Ignore Me] #20 | ||
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i read it, felt more like a guide to star craft then a joke. But was a fun read anyway. i liked the part when the protoss loose all there pylons and thus can't make any more men
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Long Time Gone, joined in 2003. Coming back to get ready for PS 2. Learning the Ropes and looking for a good European Outfit, Otherwise am with the VS Azure Twilights |
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2004-05-13, 09:42 PM | [Ignore Me] #21 | |||
Lieutenant General
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